The Postponed Prelude
I guess I should have written the introduction to my blog before I rambled on and on about clothes, and scrapbooks, and hangers. What can I say, when you feel inspiration, go with it.
So, uh, here it is. My blog. Fatal Abstraction. Pun intended. I don’t know what made me decide to finally get my own blog site up and running. I think I am about 5 years too late. Does anyone do this anymore? Oh well, I am used to being behind the trend. I just found out 3 days ago that Jnco Jeans are a big faux pas. Next they are going to tell me that AirWalks are out dated, and that no one carries around a Tamagotchi anymore.
What will this blog contain? Well, I cant answer that. I am going to try to write about simple, unpretentious, concepts and ideas. Things that my readers (yes, the two of you) can relate to, instead of rambling on and on about the effects of global warming or ‘what I did today’. I don’t think anyone cares about the life I lead. And believe me. You shouldn’t. It is the antithesis of exciting.
I am a student at UCF – graduating this semester. Please, hold your applause. It has taken me 5.5 years. I needed to finish. Van Wilder is not a icon I have looked up to. Neither is Tara Reid, but that is an entirely different blog posting.
I am also a server at “the worlds most fun and exciting dining experience”. No, it is not a Chilis. And it seems that every day I have a bizarre story to tell, either about a crazy customer request or overhearing the absurdity of my co-workers lives.
Most importantly, I am writing this to entertain, so my friends (yes, the two of you) can take a 5 minute breather of the stresses of life and read my ridiculous nonsense that hopefully will bring a smile to your face! Enjoy.
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